Oh please. Don't think like that. For one. Anyway. Today I got myself a romper [jumper, playsuit, etc.] and I have decided they are the best idea ever! It has all the conveniences of a dress (one piece, therefore you don't have to match things to it, and you just slip it on and go) and it has all the niceness of short and a top (not flashing the world if you decide on a little impromptu cart-wheeling). So now I am on the quest for more; they are going to be my new summer uniform.
If you're interested Urban Outfitters has a fantastic selection!