Too tight pants

Tuesday, September 21, 2010



Have any of you ever had one of those days that are so bad you can't even deal with your too tight pants? Mine was so bad I actually had to undo my pants and walk around with undone jeans. I don't even care, either. So here are the things that are driving me nuts today:

1. Show-offs: Probably everyone and their sister's cousin's brother's dog knows you can do something [if you're actually talented]. You don't need to go on and make everyone know it 800 times.

2. Wanna-be show-offs: People who aren't that talented [in the area they are showing off in] but still try to showcase their talents. Please stop.

3. People who try to be intellectual: Firstly, if you have to try, you're not. Secondly, speaking with huge words in a tiny voice doesn't make you sound like a genius. It just bothers people who are used to not standing 2 inches away from people's faces to hear them.

Have. Nice. Day.