Bald headed baby.

Ok, so not entirely bald headed. But close! As you all know I shaved my head, blah blah blah. Here's a list of all the reasons why having no hair is better than having hair.

1. Shower? NO THANKS. And you'll never know.

2. Bad hair day? NO THANKS.

3. Spending a quatrillion dollars on hair products? HECK NO! I'm spending it all on makeup and shoes.

4. You can see my bone structure; and when I get my braces off in 5 DAYS, you will be able to notice that.

5. I don't look like a freak. I look freaky with long hair. Now I just look like an annoying hipster. SO MUCH BETTER, RIGHT?

6. It's totally taking a stand against... long hair people. Oh yeah. Social commentary. I'm thinking about starting a campaign protesting fish.

7. Did I mention it's super soft?

8. It's aerodynamic. My average speed has increased by 2.2 m/s.

9. Did I mention that it looks HOT?

Oh here, take a look. [Sorry for the awful picture...]