Happy Mothers' Day to all you ladies out there who happen to have children. I am going to take this time to talk about how AWESOME AS HECK my mummy is; because I can.
So what makes my mum the best mum in the world? Well, she wears some epic orange pants on occasion, and she smells really good. She also says "YO MAMMA" and "PWNED", which is the true mark of a genius. She has amazingly awesome taste, and cooks like a boss. She plays bass, and we all know bass players are hawt. She is kind, and caring, and is up for dance parties any time. No, really, ANY TIME. She has Facebook, and thought LOL meant "lots of love" and WTF meant "wow that's fantastic!" [Have you ever gotten an email reply about your achievements that starts with WTF! If not, you should try it out. It can be quite amusing!] My mom-mom also replies to "Hey Lady!" and "Woman!" without batting an eyelash. Back in the day, when we had 4-day school weeks [where did those goooo?], we used to go to Wal*Mart pretty much every Friday, and buy random stuff we didn't need - wait a second... who doesn't need every Johnny Depp movie ever? My mother is also a hot-babe, Master of Library Sciences. Which means she knows everything in the world. Literally. Ask her about something - anything - she'll know. She can also read, and write, and walk, and sometimes talk. Which I think is crucial for parenting. She knits like your grandma on steroids - but she only knits Cowichan sweaters for people she loves, so if she dun like you, I would not get your hopes up. She is also an amazing second-mummy to my best friend [she is referred to as "Auntie"]. Did I mention that my mum is also tough as nails? Yeah, well, she is. But most importantly of all, she's the best mum my sister and I could ever ask for and I'm sure I can speak for my sister on this one: She is our Mumsy, our Mom-mom, and our Hey Lady, and we love her no matter what.
Also, check out these mums. They love their babies too.
