Remember when you were a kid and your parents would take you to a store, and you'd look and touch stuff for a few minutes, then you'd get bored and it would seem like an eternity before you finally got to leave? Honestly, you thought you were going to die there. The end is never in sight. Yup. Me too. I remember that.
Thankfully, these days we have smartphones to keep us occupied during those long, boring hours is furniture shops that smell too heavily of old lady perfume.
