Slam Poem

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Hey everyone! Sorry for the lack of posting yesterday, I was working on a painting and I ended up working right until 9, when I went to bed, so I didn't actually spend very much time on my computer at all!

So I've been wanting to share this poem with you guys for quite some time, the only problem is it's a slam poem, and it's just not the same if you just read a slam poem... so I'm going to include a recording of it, and type it out so you can read along if you want.

Sorry for the fact that I'm the worst reader/speaker ever. I jumble words. So be sure to read it as well as listen!

So sorry for the awkward having to use a link to get to it, but Wordpress won't let me upload mp3 files without the space upgrade! Sorry again!

Slam Poem 1

Here we are

In a bizarre kind of messed up sort of world

I'd call it a parallel, but it's more of a carousel

Not so straight laced, and spinning at a quick pace

Like "who's that guy dating what's-her-face" And

When is the next party for me to chase that guy I've had my hawk eye on

For about six weeks

And six weeks is like an eternity

In a time that goes by at lightening speed

And suddenly it's going half the speed

And the world isn't keeping up with me

Or maybe me isn't keeping up with the world.

But whose job is it it to support the giant sphere we call home?

Sphere being the word for something shaped like a 3D circle--

Something I learned in the monotony of the math class

That's required for the entrance to my desired scghool

(or post secondary institution) but that's more of a solution for what to call

This place with its white walls and blank halls

Lit with the bright white of fluorescent lights

And the herds of white sheep

All trying to be black sheep

All trying to make the great leap

From the place of two day crushes and Pokemon

To a place of two-year divorces and promotion

From a notion that the world is going to wait up

While you make your mind up

Directly to the realization that the world passed you on its way back in the other direction.

But here we sit in classes. Very still.

Like a still collecting the condensation of evaporated knowledge our teachers spill

Like it gives us some sort of thrill to learn abuot this fill

When ninety to ninety-nine percent of us will grow up

Just to keep up the bad rep we've already started

So powerfully and not at all subtly.

Come up with a little dignity

We live in a place where there is a constant race

A competition for the stupid affection

Of a section of a collection of classmates;

A member we won't even remember

After late nights and long fights

And the ladies I know aren't ladies at all:

Whispering while roaming the halls. Correction:

Not whispering. Yelling. Shouting. Professing.

Who they've slept with and who is the white pith

On their friendship orange; who they'll peel off

And throw off, although it contains all the good stuff.

I'll admit a lot of it is rough and growing up is tough

But it's time to step up,

And stand up,

And grow up.

So that took forever to transcribe, but it's there now! I hope you enjoy it!