House rules for my sister and I's apartment:
1. No making the balcony into any sort of smoking den (opium, fish, other).
2. No milkshakes - particularly fish milkshakes.
3. No hair cutting.
4. No seaweed.
5. Hot Lava Day is Wednesday.
6. BANG! You're Dead Day is Monday.
7. Hide and Seek Across Campus Day is Friday.
8. No weasels, or weasel like animals. That includes wiener dogs.
9. House meetings are mandatory on Sunday. Mid-morning-ish. Changes to the house meeting must be made two days in advance on some sort of cool stationery - to be bought through the stationery budget - and placed in the appropriate inbox/outbox.
10. Tuesday is taco night. For always.
11. Don't leave your stuff in the dryer.
12. No dirty dishes.
13. Appropriate ethics review necessary for all studies conducted in the apartment.
14. All documents are subject to peer review.
15. Watches should by synchronized at the weekly house meeting.
16. Fridge inventory to be taken at house meeting.
17. If both parties are waiting for the bus, there must be room on the bus for both parties. No stranding each other on public transit.
18. Headphones strongly encouraged for respective 20th century, and country music tastes.
19. Menu to be approved at weekly house meeting.
20. Raves need a permit.
21. All complaints should be directed to the head office, located on level one, in the pantry beside the hot water tank.
22. Emma Bear and Sarah Jane Brain Drain Bear will act as arbitrators for any unresolved disputes.
23. All nickels go into the Bank of Cat in order to save for something cool.
24. You puke, you clean up.
25. Study time is study time. No harassing studious people.
26. Have fun. Or else.
